Break yourself off a free ringtone. When’s the last time you got something for free? *disregard that question if you are a gypsy*
The 2nd most inspirational song ever. By Stan Bush.
YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCHBecause you can’t stop freedom when it’s in nugget form!
FREEDOM NUGGET THEMEIce-T says…
LIKE AN OLIVE OR SOMETHINGA goat that sounds like Jerry Lewis.
JERRY LEWIS GOATNotice how you can really hear the goat in Geddy Lee’s voice.
RUSH GOATY LEEAllow your phone to squeal like David Lee Roth.
DAVID LEE ROTHIf you ever let a six pack of tall boys do your thinking for you then this is the ringtone for you!
TIPPIN MOMENT “YOU’VE GOT TO STAND FOR SOMETHING…”The most inspirational song ever! Written and performed by Joe “The Bean” Espisito
JOE ESPISITO’S “YOUR THE BEST AROUND”“It’s the Fed’s! Get him back to Sea World.” “Mwaaahhh Mwaaahhh!”
Simpsons WhaleJust Dungadooballs
DUNGADOOBALLSGuaranteed to creep out all that hear it! *may not actually creep everybody out*
DADDIES BABY GIRLThis is a must have and comes in handy when those near you ramble on.
CHUNKThis guy thinks he is dying and it could be your ringtone!
BRAZILIAN PLANE SCREAMHide yer kids, hide yer wives and hide yer husb…
ANTOINE BED INTRUDERA dose of cute for your ear holes.
BATMAN PUGFrom the Red Headed Stepchild himself, Willie Nelson:
CRY LIKE A BABY, SCREAM LIKE A PANTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTIt’s ON like..
TIBERIUS DAWNOriginally made famous by The Budos Band (Chicago Falcon):
HALFTIME SHOW INTRO MUSICYou asked for it. Well, now you got it! Part 2 by Crusty:
I JUST SHOPLIFTED SAUSAGE & CHEESEMade famous by Crusty VonBoozinabag:
BEAST OF BURDEN
What happen to the Joe Esposito ringtone and Aaron tippon
I am on it!
Any chance of getting the Alex Jones Primal Scream drop?
On it.
I’d like to request the “I can hold my liquor” ringtone. That one is my favorite.
Judge Schmail’s Laugh
Did I call the joke line or something?
What about “a taste of your own dick medicine”?
sweet. me want more
Please deliver the “Bust a Nut” ringtone. Wanting that One for years. Thanks keep it cooking.
That was a lovely story…. and you tell it so well! With such enthusiasm!
Could you please re-upload Rush Goaty Lee? The link is dead.
Thanks
I am working on that.
How about the theme from old float on fridays.