Ringtone Downloads

Break yourself off a free ringtone. When's the last time you got something for free? *disregard that question if you are a gypsy*

The 2nd most inspirational song ever. By Stan Bush.

YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH

Because you can't stop freedom when it's in nugget form!

FREEDOM NUGGET THEME

A goat that sounds like Jerry Lewis.

JERRY LEWIS GOAT

Notice how you can really hear the goat in Geddy Lee's voice.

RUSH GOATY LEE

Allow your phone to squeal like David Lee Roth.

DAVID LEE ROTH

If you ever let a six pack of tall boys do your thinking for you then this is the ringtone for you!

TIPPIN MOMENT “YOU’VE GOT TO STAND FOR SOMETHING…”

The most inspirational song ever! Written and performed by Joe "The Bean" Espisito

JOE ESPISITO’S “YOUR THE BEST AROUND”

"It's the Fed's! Get him back to Sea World." "Mwaaahhh Mwaaahhh!"

Simpsons Whale

Just Dungadooballs

DUNGADOOBALLS

Guaranteed to creep out all that hear it! *may not actually creep everybody out*

DADDIES BABY GIRL

This is a must have and comes in handy when those near you ramble on.

CHUNK

This guy thinks he is dying and it could be your ringtone!

BRAZILIAN PLANE SCREAM

Hide yer kids, hide yer wives and hide yer husb...

ANTOINE BED INTRUDER

A dose of cute for your ear holes.

BATMAN PUG

From the Red Headed Stepchild himself, Willie Nelson:

CRY LIKE A BABY, SCREAM LIKE A PANTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

It’s ON like..

TIBERIUS DAWN

Originally made famous by The Budos Band (Chicago Falcon):

HALFTIME SHOW INTRO MUSIC

You asked for it. Well, now you got it! Part 2 by Crusty:

I JUST SHOPLIFTED SAUSAGE & CHEESE

Made famous by Crusty VonBoozinabag:

BEAST OF BURDEN

17 thoughts on “Ringtone Downloads

  1. Enjoyed your half time show while working in Austin for 3 yrs. Back home in AZ now, but miss hearing your “Oooh, a Lady” tag line for female participation. Would love to have that as a ringtone for my wife.

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